Satirical Life Sim for iOS
"You wake up Monday with $100, no job, and 60 hours to spend."
About the Game
Every turn is one week. Allocate 40 weekday hours and 20 weekend hours across 9 locations — the Job Center, University, Bank, Shopping district, Flea Market, Community center, The Daily Grind café, your Work, and your Apartment. Every hour you spend is a trade-off.
No time pressure — play at your own pace. One turn takes 2–5 minutes, making it perfect for commutes, breaks, or late-night sessions. Undo mistakes. Save and resume anytime.
Tariff announcements tank your grocery budget. Crypto pumps and dumps. The Fed raises rates. Your landlord raises the rent. Satirical weekly news events create real economic pressure — the same strategy that worked last week might not work next week.
Free Every Day
Today's Wheel is a free daily game — everyone who plays today gets the exact same board, the same economy, the same news cycle. Seven weeks long, start to finish. Share your score and see how your run stacks up.
No purchase, no account, no commitment. Play it in the browser demo or right inside the app.
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Meet Your Rivals
Six rivals with distinct personalities and strategies — nine with the expansion packs. Beating them requires understanding how they think.
Five Paths to Victory
Press Kit
Short (50 words)
THE HAMSTER WHEEL is a satirical, turn-based life-sim strategy game. Every week hands you 60 hours to allocate across nine locations. Outmaneuver AI rivals with real personalities, chase one of five victory paths, and survive a 2026 news cycle of tariffs, crypto crashes, and rent hikes.
Long (~150 words)
THE HAMSTER WHEEL is a satirical, turn-based life-simulation strategy game built in the spirit of the life-sim board games of the 1990s. Every turn is one week: allocate 40 weekday hours and 20 weekend hours across nine locations — the Job Center, University, Bank, Shopping district, Flea Market, Community center, The Daily Grind café, your Work, and your Apartment. Outmaneuver AI rivals with real personalities, from the 80-hour grinder chasing passive income to the veteran who has been playing this game since before you were born. Chase one of five victory paths: Wealth, Career, Education, Wellbeing, or the hardest of all, Self-Actualized. A running news cycle of tariffs, crypto pumps and dumps, and rent hikes means the strategy that worked last week might not work next week. Free for fourteen weeks, then a one-time unlock — no ads, no subscriptions. Expansion packs add more rivals and more chaos.
Assets
Click any image to open the full-size file. For additional assets, contact kariannolsenkristiansen+hamsterwheel@gmail.com.
Support
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kariannolsenkristiansen+hamsterwheel@gmail.com